Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)

1 ：Dirty Talker：2005/07/10(日) 22:23:38

Rule No. 1: This thread is for dirty talk only.
Rule No. 2: This thread welcomes dirty AA.
Rule No. 3: This thread encourages cyber sex.

796 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2007/12/03(月) 18:51:05

4chan is so much better then this shit, Amerifags stole 2chan and made it 4chan which is twice as good. Fucking japs have tiny penor so that = Instant phail... Kamikaze!!!

797 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2007/12/15(土) 01:31:41

"Janiez fans are yakuza's lovers, and lack fingers" by onanie_show2000
Mayu Kikkawa was a second grader of Janiez high school and worked
part-time at a date club. In the system, the date club takes money
out of a visitor first, and then hands money to a girl after she
finishes a date properly. As for Mayu, hair dyed brown, face black
and full-fledgedly complaining. Even in a date, she only talks about
Janiez, and is the typical foolish woman who returns in anger if she
does not like what the visitor says. Mayu was angry that she got only
wait charges while working part-time at the date and stole the money
of the shop. Because it was the date club yakuza ran, she was caught
immediately, and taken back to the shop.
"You, bitch!"The manager made a slap with all his might.
"Rape this foolish girl!"The salesclerks pushed away around and tripped off clothes one by
one. Mayu who had only her bra and panties became close to tears, but she couldn't be forgiven by such a thing.
Hiroki Uchi, a salesclerk unhooked the bra and tore it off.
"Mayu."He embraced her from behind.
"What the hell are you doing, Hiroki?"
The other yakuzas pushed him aside, brought her down with a foot.
Mayu tapped her back of the head on the floor and came into
light-headedness."Hahaha."
The men took down her panties, laughting. Mayu' pussy was exposed to
their eyes."Deccan grass. Messy cunt.""It smells, too."
"Don't complain. Rape her quickly," the manager was irritated. The
men exposed their cocks. Mayu was overwhelmed on the top of her body.
They raped fer in turns. They cummed once in her pussy, then she was
made to turn back. The men raped her pussy or anus by preference, and her mouth was used for the recovery of their dick. Mayu was thrown
out, far-gone phisically and mentally..

798 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2007/12/15(土) 01:35:13

"Janiez fans are yakuzas' lovers and lack fingers" by onanie_show2000
part2
But she couldn't appeal to the police because she stole money and,
if she did, she would be expelled from school. Mayu driven to
desperation learned mah-jong and tried to cheat a yakuza out of
money. Because she was inhererantly cunning, she played foul. It is
the childish genroku heaping up that she learned from a movie
"Wait, girl!"Mayu's pieces were opened. Because similar tiles were every two pieces, her fraud easily came out. She was taken to the office of the
gang and a cold-blooded leader said,"Cut her finger."
A follower intervened, "But we had better make her work in a soap?"
"No. She is of no use."The leader was quite right in judging women. Actually, she had been
of no use in the date club and stolen money."Hurry up!"
"Yes, sir."Mayu's left hand was gripped and picked up on a cutting board. She
burst into tears."Stop! I will work for a soap!"
As if he were enjoying her scream, the yakuza put a knife over her
little finger."Pop." A yakuza hit the knife with a wooden hammer. Her little finger was
easily cut off. Blood flowed out and she peed in her pants.
"Serve you right. Such kind of stupid girls are increasing."
They jeered.

799 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2007/12/15(土) 06:37:05

Search "onanie_show2000" to read dirty talk in English!

800 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2007/12/19(水) 07:30:09

hey dude c'mon
why are you staring at me?
you wanna do with me?
what do you like in position?
you like back position?
you wanna try me?
i want your penis.
but i'm sorry you can't get my tities
why not?
you can try my ass instead tities cause i'm gay
hey let's do it now!
special time is coming
do you feel good?

801 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2007/12/22(土) 06:29:57

http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/onanie_show2000/folder/1684699.html

802 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2007/12/24(月) 16:55:01

>>800 Fxxx you fag!
Fxxx your mother
Fxxx your daughter
Fxxx your your sister
Fxxx your cult
Fxxx your country

803 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/01(火) 23:03:46

Shigeaki Katoh of Janiez Entertainemnt Office went to a real estate
agent to find a room. Real estate agents usually lend a key of the
room for the future tenant to look at the room by himself. Mostly,
he can look at the room for 24 hours.When Kato went to a cheap apartment,
he noticed that a young woman who passed watched his face and was excited.
Because her room was next, Kato decided to play with her. Kato went
to her room for greetings.
"Hello.I am Kato. I just moved next to your room.""Oh! Hello.My name is 000."
Kato came back to his room. The woman came to the room in a few minutes.
"Hello again. I cooked this dish. Please take it if you like."
"Thank you." Kato received the lunch box and kissed her suddenly. As
he expected, she did not resist at all. When Kato put his tongue into
her mouth, she let her tongue into his, too. Kato hugged the woman while
kissing and touched her butt by hand. She seemed totally nonresistant, was
stripped off all the clothes, and was laid on a tatami mat, and her
naked crotch was seen by Kato from below. The woman covered her face
with both hands, but her pussy was drippingly juicy.
When Kato took off his pants and underwear, he thrushed her with his
dick. The woman seemed to feel pain and endured it desperately, but
Kato pushed without a pardon. And he ejaculated inside her. He was
satisfied to pour a large quantity of sperm in the woman.
"I love you." "I'm glad, Mr. Kato.""But this room is dirty, so please
go back to your room and sleep.""Yes."
When she comes back to her room, and he feels she fell fast asleep,
Kato leaves the room and goes to the real estate agent after spending
a night in a net coffee shop, and returns the key. Then he borrows the
key of another apartment. Kato has raped more than 100 women by this
trick.

804 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/01(火) 23:23:12

>>803
That's not dirty at all.
Did he shit on her face while he's swallowing his own daughter's
piss & wank at the same time? Then raped by 80 year old man with a
spiked dildo?

805 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/14(月) 04:10:53

SUCK MY COCK YOU GAY FAG HOMO.

806 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/15(火) 04:38:08

>>805
my pleasure honey!
tell me where I can meet you at.

807 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/21(月) 01:26:28

Read this joke of the day:Talking Italian

808 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/21(月) 03:39:12

MATT,CAN I TALK TO U?
I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE U.
…DO YOU LIKE MEN OR NOT?

809 ：Matt：2008/01/21(月) 04:08:29

I like men

810 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/21(月) 06:31:42

(*) this is my ass! and very cute!!!
suck the my ass! now!

811 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/22(火) 22:27:07

>>809 >>810
Fuck you homo.
Go to hell.

812 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/22(火) 22:35:42

I will rape your ugly bitch for five thouzand dollar.
You can watch while I'm doing her and jerk off.
Where is she?

813 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/22(火) 23:08:06

Hi sexy! Do you like a blow job? If you like it and then I give you my special blow job right now!!

814 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/23(水) 21:29:01

SACK MY COCK BITCCHI!

815 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/24(木) 00:47:32

Come on babe!!

816 ：faggot：2008/01/24(木) 00:52:58

I will suck your dick for free. But only western penises. no asian please.

817 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/24(木) 00:58:37

Ha ha ha me too.

818 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/24(木) 01:10:20

Please talk to me.I need cum!

819 ：faggot：2008/01/24(木) 01:32:18

cum in my mauf please

820 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/25(金) 22:14:52

You ugly pig faggot.
Go back to your kitchen
to have more chocolate pie.

821 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/26(土) 22:36:08

↑
I found a sadist

822 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/28(月) 06:24:42

↑
faggot

823 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/28(月) 11:26:21

MILF

824 ：Doug：2008/01/28(月) 22:56:33

I will teabag your mother while I finger fuck your sister.

825 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/01/29(火) 05:40:40

↑
faggot

826 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/01(金) 15:59:58

Your father, gay black.
Your mother, gay jewish.
You, faggot nigger bastard.

827 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/01(金) 22:29:05

Lick your own choco-taste houkei cock!
You dirty old ugly fat stink pervert!

828 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/03(日) 10:21:49

Gonna love your asshole all night long,baby!!!

829 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/03(日) 14:17:00

MILTF

830 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/04(月) 21:05:15

A man is driving down the road and he sees a nigger family carrying furniture
and dishes into an outhouse. He just shakes his head and keeps driving.
The next day he sees them attaching a satellite dish to the roof of the outhouse.
He just shakes his head and keeps driving. The next day he drives by and sees
two satellite dishes on the roof, and he stops to see what the hell is going on.
He says to the nigger, "OK, first I see you carrying furniture into the outhouse and
figure you were moving in. Then I see you putting a dish on the roof, and I figure if
you are living in a shithouse you might as well watch T.V. But now I see two dishes on
the roof. It is such a small outhouse, why do you need two satellite dishes?" The nigger
replied, "Oh, we rented the basement out to Mexicans."

831 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/07(木) 06:36:06

>>829 F U

832 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/09(土) 17:44:37

>>831 AU

833 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/10(日) 17:29:09

>>832 R U STUPID?

834 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/18(月) 20:12:57

I don't like stupid guy

835 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/19(火) 16:11:50

WORK!! WORK!!
YOU'D BETTER WORK!!

.......WTF ? FUCK MY BOSS!
FUCK THIS COMPANY.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
DON'T COME TO 2CHANNEL.
GET A LIFE NIGGA!
I'M GONA GIVE YOU A JOB.
IT'S A BLOW JOB. I WILL PAY 100 YEN, BITCH!

836 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/19(火) 16:19:18

My desire for sex is rated over the limit.
I will go sex tonight with someone I know.
I don't love that perso at all but I don't care.

837 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/19(火) 16:27:58

LICK MY CUNT! FUCK ME HARD! I DON'T WANT SWEET BULLSHITTER NO MORE!
ALL I NEED IS COCK THE REAL COCK! THE HARD ONE!!!!

838 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/19(火) 18:46:10

When you say goodby in Japan


To male: Mata ome ni kakare masuka?


To female: Mata ome ni saware masuka?

839 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/19(火) 22:03:45

>>838 Die about 3 times, stupid guy.
You trash.
　　　　Lick my penis　　

840 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/19(火) 22:19:11

I would like to have some sex right now. My mind is filled with images of naked women,
they are calling me to join. But I must resist from masturbation, because I think that
my wife will also would like some sex, so I have to wait till evening. But that's quite
a feat. 2ch, what would you recommend, wank off now, or wait till evening?

841 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/20(水) 05:41:10

i wanna fuck with hunk like murofushi
and i love muscle, hairy body, huge dick, and sweaty smell

hey guys, show me your ass

842 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/21(木) 17:29:34

I wanna suck your clit,baby!!!

843 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/22(金) 15:25:37

>>1-842 Suck my dick!

844 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/22(金) 16:25:28

i enjoy lots of eye candy on the street every day

845 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/22(金) 16:33:32

({})

846 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/22(金) 22:46:12

>>845 You are perverted * !

({})
*

847 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/25(月) 16:15:02

Got an asshole all right, but the position is wrong.

848 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/02/27(水) 12:42:46

>>847 You asshole!

849 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/04(火) 00:14:52

i wanna be your BACKDOOR MAN

850 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/04(火) 21:08:37

>>849
You small cock gay nigger!

851 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/04(火) 23:59:51

now i 征服するed this thread!!!!!!!
hahahaha!!! u feel くやしい?
fuck you!!!!!
good night!!!

852 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/07(金) 06:21:24

Do you want to fuck me?
You gay faggot!

853 ：本玉儿：2008/03/07(金) 07:25:14

Japanease is the easiest language in the world .
The languages of any kind of other countries have syllables more than 400 .
However , the Japanease is 50 syllables basically .
This means that Japanease pronunciation is easy most in the world .
in addition , it seems to be difficult to learn , because there are hiragana , katakana , kanji in Japanease .
But it is not necessary to use the kanji forcibly .
If you know even hiragana , You can read and write Japanease .
In fact Japanease female high school students can read and write only by hiragana .
This is the reason why Japanease is the world's easiest !

854 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/07(金) 19:06:19

>>853
You cunt shut the fuck up.
Read >1 and watch the original "2 girls 1 cup" video.
I hate you. Move to China asshole. Die

855 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/07(金) 19:08:30

where I can watch 2 girls 1 cup video? I tried site but it say that I need to register and pay

856 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/07(金) 23:12:29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos1v5A2p94
I hope it helps

857 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/08(土) 00:02:30

Die 本玉儿 the future sex offender.

858 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/08(土) 17:43:27

Gordon Kimball is my God!!!

859 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/10(月) 06:43:18

Fuck Gordon Kimball in the ass!
Go fuck yourselves gay asshole lickers.
Don't make me mad you garlic eating fat stinkin niggers,

860 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/10(月) 17:46:33

He is the living golden ball. ω

861 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/13(木) 02:00:56

You like it fast. I like it hard.

862 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/13(木) 20:29:08

>>856 You mother fucker!!!!
Fuck that video!
You sick piece of shit!

863 ：片岡数吉：2008/03/13(木) 20:30:31

なりすましのり君は、可愛い
ぶっちゅってしちゃおうかなぁ・・・
Disgizing Nori who was captured by terrorists in Iraq is cute
might I close his lips with mine?

松山ケンイチ君の唇にそそられる両生類、あ、違った、両性愛者の数吉です。
This is Kazuyoshi who is a ryo-sei-ru, a, no, bisexual
and who is made hony with Kennichi Matsuyama's lips

なりすましのり君を拉致しません
犯罪はしません
合意の上なら、拉致プレーをします。
I won't kidnap Nori-pretending
I won't commit crimes
I would play kidnapping if upon consensus

864 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/13(木) 21:26:37

please someone, kill >>863

865 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/13(木) 22:29:14

lick me lick me

866 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/13(木) 22:52:08

I wanna lick your ear, boy!

867 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/14(金) 00:02:17

NIGGERS.

868 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/14(金) 00:14:47

Horny fat stupid stinking niggers!!

869 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/14(金) 02:39:09

>>868
Shut up and jerk off your rotten banana, nigger.

870 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/14(金) 14:23:32

>>869 Fuck your grandmother in the ass, nigger.

871 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/14(金) 15:59:57

>>870
Don't call me like that, asshole.
Fuck your daughter, nigger.

872 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/15(土) 02:22:21

>>871
Chill the fuck out, nigger.
I've been fucking my daughter since she was 12.
I'm 35 years and I still love teenager pussy, because I'm the man!

873 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/15(土) 04:56:06

>>872
You are an aweful liar, cunt!

874 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/18(火) 01:36:48

>>873
Eat my 75 years old pussy, you nigger.

875 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/18(火) 04:18:47

Hi, grandma!

876 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/20(木) 05:02:46

You stupid ass!

Told you to eat my pussy, you asshole!

877 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/22(土) 03:16:02

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878 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/22(土) 17:46:43

I'm jerking it.

879 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/22(土) 20:44:32

Lick my weld......ummmmmmmmmh

880 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/29(土) 03:34:12

Dirty talk me to sleep.

881 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/03/30(日) 05:16:00

You betch!

882 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/01(火) 04:53:16

>>877
Shut the fuck up and go to my website now, you faggot nigger!!
http://www.grannyassfucking.com/tour/?nats=MTAwMzE0Ojg6MTA,0,0,0,0

883 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/03(木) 02:28:27

that's not fucking yours

884 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/03(木) 09:02:43

That's my god damn website, you homo!

885 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/17(木) 11:45:29

外人氏ね

886 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/17(木) 17:24:59

>>885
Fuck off jap

887 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/18(金) 19:52:23

>>886
在日5年以上の癖に日本語で書けないの？
(So you have lived in Japan for more than five years, and you still can't write it in Japanese !?)

ばっかでねーの？
(Are you fuckin' stupid?)

888 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/18(金) 21:14:07

>>887
You are as innocent as a lamb! He is Japanese!
�g�g�g

889 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/19(土) 11:28:45

>>888
get out motherfuckerX(
Don't use a cellphone:D！haha

890 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/19(土) 11:46:02

X-(
fnck my asshole!yeah!good!and,suck my dick!oh,gun-out!take it out,take it out!

891 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/21(月) 22:18:21

>>889
Shut up chink and go blindfold yourself
with some dental floss or string.

892 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/21(月) 22:45:28

cum cum everybody how do you do and how are you

893 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/21(月) 23:38:28

please me how to speak english

894 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/23(水) 16:40:01

whisper something sexy in my ear, please?

895 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/23(水) 20:39:07

>>894son of a bitch

896 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/04/24(木) 04:10:20

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